I seem to have left my pride at pride
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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