Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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