thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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