we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
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