How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
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