my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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