Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Randomize
