You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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