Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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