I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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