So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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