Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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