I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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