She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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