so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
foreskin is a definite game changer
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
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