so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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