Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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