Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
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