Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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