Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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