weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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