at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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