Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Randomize
