You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
We are all done wearing pants today
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