Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
