I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
