Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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