i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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