The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
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