yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Randomize
