I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Randomize
