I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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