i jhust puked up my retainher.
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
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