I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Randomize
