i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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