Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
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