East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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