So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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