her vagine was all disorganized.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
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