So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
My liver just had a heart attack.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Randomize
