As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Randomize
