That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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