I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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