yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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