i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
Randomize
