She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
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