And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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