Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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