its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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