I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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