I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
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