white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
why is half of my head shaved?
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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