the new term for farting is butt boxing.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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