I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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