oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
